"Party-vi" (party-vi) 09/03/2013 at 10:05 • Filed to: oppositelock

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Where would you find a turtle with no arms and no legs?

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Right where you left him!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Party-vi 09/03/2013 at 10:09

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Flawless reasoning, I can find no fault in it.

scoob > Party-vi 09/03/2013 at 10:11

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree?

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Because he's dead!

dropthatclutch > Party-vi 09/03/2013 at 10:12

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Shut up and post your daily NSFW, funny man.

Party-vi > dropthatclutch 09/03/2013 at 10:13

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Psshhh that's been posted.

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/nsfw-124412193…

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Party-vi > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 09/03/2013 at 10:14

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Not so much a joke as it is a PSA.

dropthatclutch > Party-vi 09/03/2013 at 10:14

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Well then... carry on.

JasonStern911 > Party-vi 09/04/2013 at 01:08

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my girl's response: "I don't even know where to find a turtle. why are you asking me?"

/smh